talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

gallifreyantimelady:

gallifreyantimelady:

my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react

he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

intersectionalityis4lovers:

• don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
• a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
• or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’

midstorm:

joyfulserenade:

sharp-midgardian-sword:

thedetectiveandtheblogger:

grangerdangerthestarshipranger:

shersocks:

Know what’s NOT happening today?

Supernatural.

You know what’s not happening on Saturday?

Doctor Who.

Do you know what’s not happening EVER?

Merlin.

You know what’s not happening ‘til the HELL knows?

Sherlock.

You know what’s NOT happening on Sunday?

Once Upon a Time.

You know what is happening today?

MY TEARS.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

dampsandwich:

get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

hamburgay:

friendly reminder that every hair on your body is one gene mutation away from being made of finger nails